Pseudologia Fantastica
clarknokent:

When you’re playing outside when you’re not supposed to be and your momma pull up.

clarknokent:

When you’re playing outside when you’re not supposed to be and your momma pull up.

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right


I know how you feel Phil

I know how you feel Phil

jonasbrothers:

that awkward moment between birth and death 

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

stlop:

did anyone else do that thing when they were in elementary where you write T H I S on your knuckles and a stick figure on one palm and a scribble on the other and you go “this is bob bob says hi this is bob when the car comes by” thing. that was messed up.